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Краковецкий А. — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:07:37 GMT

Ну-с, поехали...

#1 
// drunk, fix later

#2
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets 
// released into the public.

#3
return 1; # returns 1

#4
// Magic. Do not touch.

#5
// I'm sorry.

#6
Catch (Exception e) {
 //who cares?
}

#7
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.

#8

/*
 * You may think you know what the following code does.
 * But you dont. Trust me.
 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
 */

#9

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

#10

try {

} finally { // should never happen

}

#11
doRun.run();  // ... "a doo run run".

#12

/* Halley's comment */

#13
 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't f*cking work.

#14
//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

#15
// This only exists because Scott doesn't know how to use const correctly

#16

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

#17

//Please work

#18
// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

#19
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
At the bottom of the file:
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

#20

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

#21
Repeat
    ...
Until (JesusChristsReturn) ' Not sure

#22
/**
 * Always returns true.
 */
public boolean isAvailable() {
    return false;
}

#23

// I have to find a better job

#24

// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down

x = -x;

#25

catch (Ex as Exception)
{
     // oh crap, we should do something.
}

#26
public class Contact
{
    //...    

    /// <summary>
    /// Gets or sets the name of the first.
    /// </summary>
    /// <value>The name of the first.</value>
    public string FirstName
    {
        get { return _firstName; }
        set { _firstName = value; }
    }
}


#27
// Remove this if you wanna be fired

#28

//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

#29
return null; //Not really null

#30
// Hard to explain

#31
// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

#32
i++; // increment variable i


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Краковецкий А. — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:06:32 GMT

Ну-с, поехали...

#1 
// drunk, fix later

#2
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets 
// released into the public.

#3
return 1; # returns 1

#4
// Magic. Do not touch.

#5
// I'm sorry.

#6
Catch (Exception e) {
 //who cares?
}

#7
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.

#8

/*
 * You may think you know what the following code does.
 * But you dont. Trust me.
 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
 */

#9

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

#10

try {

} finally { // should never happen

}

#11
doRun.run();  // ... "a doo run run".

#12

/* Halley's comment */

#13
 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't f*cking work.

#14
//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

#15
// This only exists because Scott doesn't know how to use const correctly

#16

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

#17

//Please work

#18
// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

#19
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
At the bottom of the file:
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

#20

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

#21
Repeat
    ...
Until (JesusChristsReturn) ' Not sure

#22
/**
 * Always returns true.
 */
public boolean isAvailable() {
    return false;
}

#23

// I have to find a better job

#24

// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down

x = -x;

#25

catch (Ex as Exception)
{
     // oh crap, we should do something.
}

#26
public class Contact
{
    //...    

    /// <summary>
    /// Gets or sets the name of the first.
    /// </summary>
    /// <value>The name of the first.</value>
    public string FirstName
    {
        get { return _firstName; }
        set { _firstName = value; }
    }
}


#27
// Remove this if you wanna be fired

#28

//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

#29
return null; //Not really null

#30
// Hard to explain

#31
// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

#32
i++; // increment variable i