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Собрание прикольных комментариев

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Ну-с, поехали...

#1 
// drunk, fix later


#2
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will

// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

#3
return 1; # returns 1

#4
// Magic. Do not touch.


#5
// I'm sorry.

#6
Catch (Exception e) {
 
//who cares?
}

#7
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.

#8
/*
 * You may think you know what the following code does.
 * But you dont. Trust me.
 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
 */

#9
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

#10
try {

} finally { // should never happen

}
#11
doRun.run();  // ... "a doo run run".

#12
/* Halley's comment */

#13
 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 
# yeah, it doesn't f*cking work.

#14
//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

#15
// This only exists because Scott doesn't know how to use const correctly

#16
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

#17
//Please work

#18
// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

#19
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
At the bottom of the file:
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

#20
// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

#21
Repeat
   
...
Until (JesusChristsReturn) ' Not sure


#22
/**
 * Always returns true.
 */

public boolean isAvailable() {
   
return false;
}

#23
// I have to find a better job

#24

// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down

x = -x;

#25

catch (Ex as Exception)
{
     
// oh crap, we should do something.
}

#26
public class Contact
{
   
//...    

   
/// <summary>
   
/// Gets or sets the name of the first.
   
/// </summary>
   
/// <value>The name of the first.</value>
   
public string FirstName
   
{
       
get { return _firstName; }
       
set { _firstName = value; }
   
}
}


#27
// Remove this if you wanna be fired

#28
//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

#29
return null; //Not really null

#30
// Hard to explain

#31
// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

#32
i++; // increment variable i

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